I’ve Got An Imaginary Friend

My Mate, Bert GravatarI’ve got an imaginary friend. Have you got an imaginary friend too?

His name’s Bert & he never asked me if he could move in, just turned up one day in me head and started re-arranging all the furniture.

If that weren’t bad enough, Bert’s Imaginary wife, Ethel, has moved into me wife, Caroline’s, head now – so I just don’t ever never get a moments peace ‘coz Ethel’s got this thing about washing up…Bert washing up!!

LuckyEthel Bert ScooterBut even worse than that Bert moved his imaginary friends in as well.  So now I’ve got an imaginary friend who’s got imaginary friends!!

I can feel a psychosis coming on…what do you reckon?



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