Hiya, Gang. Did you know How Sidney Became Sydney – What Happens When The Brits Pop Round?
This is the latest in our Survival Guides to After The Brits Popped Round.
Once upon a time there was this place that was ever so far away.
It was so far away that the Brits said to their crooks – You lot should go to that place that is ever so far away and don’t come back!!
Then the Brits Who Was Crooks got on a boat and sailed ever so far away on a boat with a bloke called Sidney.
But they couldn’t call him Sidney properly in those days ‘coz they forgot to invent typewriters in time so they called they used a Y instead of an I.
When Sidney got to that place ever so far away the first thing he did was invent the typewriter so everyone could spell his name proper.
But none of the Brits who were quite good crooks really, apart from the getting caught and deported bit, actually gave a shit, really.
They was too busy biffing the natives and turning them into raving alcoholics.
And that’s What Happens When The Brits Pop Round.