How English Rules The Languages – What Happens When The Brits Pop Round

My Mate Bert When The Brits Popped Round

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When the French first decided to be awkward and not speak English like us Brits do we had to sort it out properly.

My Mate Bert Martial ArtistThe French kept saying – The Ball Red, but we weren’t having none of that nonsense ‘coz everyone knows it’s The Red Ball

And besides, it was Green.

Every time the French said – The Ball Red – we said – The Green Ball.

In the end the French said – The Ball Red.

And then the Brits said – The Green Ball, Take That You Person Who Speaks French, bet you got Red balls now.

That’s what happens when the Brits pop round. 

People end up with red Red balls when everyone knows balls should be Green.

 

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